MARTHA CRAIG DAUGHTREY, Circuit Judge.
Teresa Barry, a judicial administrative assistant, sued three judges and two employees of the Franklin County Municipal Court under 42 U.S.C. § 1983, claiming retaliation in violation of the Free Speech Clause of the First Amendment and gender discrimination in violation of the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. The defendants moved for summary judgment, and the district court held in favor of the defendants-except on two claims against defendant Judge James OGrady, a First Amendment retaliation claim and a Fourteenth Amendment equal-protection, gender-discrimination claim. On those two claims, the district court rejected OGradys qualified-immunity argument and concluded that summary judgment was not appropriate because genuine disputes of material fact remain.
On appeal, OGrady contends that the district court erred in denying him qualified immunity on the two remaining claims. Because OGradys argument relies on disagreements with the district courts weighing of facts and factual inferences-and not questions of law-we have no jurisdiction and must dismiss the appeal. See Johnson v. Jones , 515 U.S. 304, 319-20, 115 S.Ct. 2151, 132 L.Ed.2d 238 (1995).
BACKGROUND
Barry alleges that OGrady created a hostile work environment rife with vulgar comments about women, either coming from OGrady directly, encouraged by him, or tolerated by him. Barry highlights, among other allegations, that OGrady was involved in a conversation about a female lawyer who appeared regularly in front of the court. OGrady and two bailiffs explicitly discussed the lawyers sex life, with one of the bailiffs saying that the lawyer licked [a male lawyer] like a lap dog and OGrady responding that the female lawyer must be good at what she does. Angry at what she overheard, Barry posted about the conversation on Facebook and told the female lawyer about it.
When OGrady learned that Barry had reported the conversation to the female lawyer, OGrady began to retaliate. In response, Barry brought OGradys behavior to the attention of the court administration. She was moved out of OGradys chambers, and eventually accepted a transfer to a less-desirable position because she believed that was her only real option. Even after the move, her work life continued to devolve, and she suffered from mental-health issues as a result.
Barry sued under § 1983 and, after discovery, OGrady argued that qualified immunity protected him from liability. The district court disagreed, finding disputed issues of material fact in the two claims against OGrady and concluding that a reasonable jury could find in Barrys favor on both claims. The district court thus denied OGrady summary judgment, and OGrady now appeals.
DISCUSSION
In all but a few circumstances, we have jurisdiction to hear appeals only from final decisions. See 28 U.S.C. § 1291.
Because the denial of summary judgment is not a final decision, it ordinarily is not appealable. In the context of a denial of qualified immunity, however, a denial of summary judgment may be treated as final under § 1291. Mitchell v. Forsyth , 472 U.S. 511, 530, 105 S.Ct. 2806, 86 L.Ed.2d 411 (1985). But [t]he final judgment rule embodied in 28 U.S.C. § 1291 is deeply rooted in American law, and the exception carved out for orders denying qualified immunity is a narrow one. Thompson v. City of Lebanon , 831 F.3d 366, 373 (6th Cir. 2016) (Stanch, J., concurring in part and dissenting in part). That narrow carve-out recognizes that courts of appeals have jurisdiction to hear an appeal of a qualified-immunity denial only when the appeal presents a purely legal question. See, e.g. , Estate of Carter v. City of Detroit , 408 F.3d 305, 310 (6th Cir. 2005). In other words, we cannot decide disputed factual issues at the summary-judgment stage, and if the appeal from a denial of qualified immunity turns on an issue of fact, we may not exercise jurisdiction. See Johnson , 515 U.S. at 319-20, 115 S.Ct. 2151.
We have, however, recognized two narrow exceptions to the rule prohibiting fact-based interlocutory appeals. First, [i]n exceptional circumstances, an appellate court may overrule a district courts determination that a factual dispute exists where evidence in the record establishes that the determination is blatantly and demonstrably false. Austin v. Redford Twp. Police Dept , 690 F.3d 490, 496 (6th Cir. 2012) (quoting Bishop v. Hackel , 636 F.3d 757, 769 (6th Cir. 2011) ). And second, we may overlook a factual disagreement if the defendant, despite disputing the plaintiffs version of the story, is willing to concede the most favorable view of the facts to the plaintiff for purposes of the appeal. Phelps v. Coy , 286 F.3d 295, 298 (6th Cir. 2002) (quoting Berryman v. Rieger , 150 F.3d 561, 563 (6th Cir. 1998) ). Put another way, if the issues on appeal are purely legal and if this court can ignore the defendants attempts to dispute the facts and nonetheless resolve the legal issue, then there is an issue over which this court has jurisdiction. Estate of Carter , 408 F.3d at 310. But to the extent that the defendants argument rel[ies] on [his] own disputed version of the facts, we have no jurisdiction to hear the appeal. McKenna v. City of Royal Oak , 469 F.3d 559, 561 (6th Cir. 2006).
The upshot is that, in most appeals of denials of qualified immunity, we must defer to the district courts determinations of fact. Beyond determinations of fact, [w]e have also held that a defendant may not challenge the inferences that the district court draws from those facts, as that too is a prohibited fact-based appeal. DiLuzio v. Vill. of Yorkville , 796 F.3d 604, 609 (6th Cir. 2015). Indeed, ideally we need look no further than the district courts opinion, and we often may be able merely to adopt the district courts recitation of facts and inferences, id. at 611, as we have done here.
That well-settled standard is dispositive in this case. Given that the district courts decision turned on its determination that disputed issues of material fact remain, we may exercise jurisdiction only if OGrady can satisfy one of the two narrow exceptions to Johnson . As an initial matter, OGrady does not attempt to argue that any of the district courts factual conclusions were blatantly and demonstrably false. Austin , 690 F.3d at 496 (citation and quotation marks omitted). To be sure, OGradys argument on appeal is based almost exclusively on disagreements with the district courts factual determinations and inferences. After all, his brief starts with a 24-page recitation of the facts, in which he uses facts in the record-as well as facts not in the record-to draw inferences in his favor. But he does not explain why any of the district courts conclusions were blatantly and demonstrably false; he merely disagrees with them. That is insufficient to give us jurisdiction.
Even though this court is prohibited from resolving OGradys factual protests, we still would have jurisdiction over the appeal if OGrady presented any neat abstract issues of law, Phillips v. Roane County , 534 F.3d 531, 538 (6th Cir. 2008) (quotation marks and citation omitted). That is, we would have jurisdiction if OGrady argued that he wins even when we view the facts-as we must-in a light favorable to Barry. He does not. Instead, OGrady applies his own factual conclusions and inferences to both of Barrys surviving claims.
Throughout his argument on the First Amendment claim, OGrady outlines the correct legal standard but then simply draws his own favorable inferences or ignores the district courts inferences in favor of Barry. For example, addressing Barrys arguably retaliatory transfer, OGrady fails to accept Barrys claim that she felt forced to take the transfer. Instead, OGrady continues to argue that the transfer really was Barrys choice, that she actually did not have to take the transfer, and that OGrady believed that Barry wanted the transfer. These propositions, however, are not legal arguments; they are factual conclusions that are unsupported at least and directly refuted at most.
OGradys argument regarding Barrys gender-discrimination claim fares no better. His argument begins with the bold contention that there is no evidence whatsoever of OGradys hostility to women in general. He then argues, among other things, that Barry provided only one example of OGrady using the term bitch, and that Barry herself used the word on her personal Facebook page. Addressing Barrys allegation that OGrady said if I wasnt married ... after describing a female lawyer as hot, OGrady contends that there is no reasonable inference of anti-female bias because Barry herself described someone as hot on her Facebook page. OGrady also addresses the conversation in which he and two bailiffs spoke explicitly about the sex lives of lawyers who appeared regularly in their court-the conversation in which the female lawyer was described by a bailiff as licking a male lawyer like a lap dog, to which OGrady responded that she must be good at what she does. Comparing that conversation to the post on Barrys Facebook page, OGrady contends that Barrys Facebook post arguably contains the only comment that is demeaning to the class of women in the entire evidentiary record.
Here, too, OGrady fails to accept Barrys facts and show why, as a matter of law, she cannot prevail on her claim. Instead, he challenges the weight, the plausibility, and the credibility of the evidence supporting Barrys gender-discrimination claim. The closest that OGrady comes to applying the legal standard for gender discrimination is a string cite to cases in which he argues that the sexually offensive conduct [was] more serious or persistent than what Barry alleges and yet we upheld summary judgments in favor of the defendants. He does not explain, however, why those cases are similar to this case. Nor does he apply that conclusion to the qualified-immunity analysis. And like the rest of his briefing, in listing those cases OGrady is not willing to concede the most favorable view of the facts to the plaintiff for purposes of the appeal. Phelps , 286 F.3d at 298 (quoting Berryman , 150 F.3d at 563 ). Thus we cannot entertain the defendants arguments, whatever the merits. Id.
CONCLUSION
We have jurisdiction to hear the appeal of a denial of qualified immunity only when the appeal is premised not on a factual dispute, but rather on neat abstract issues of law. Phillips , 534 F.3d at 538 (quoting Johnson , 515 U.S. at 317, 115 S.Ct. 2151 ). But here, OGrady does not accept the facts in the light most favorable to Barry, as required by our well-settled caselaw. Instead, he rel[ies] on [his] own disputed version of the facts, McKenna , 469 F.3d at 561, placing his appeal squarely into the category of cases that Johnson prohibits us from hearing. We thus DISMISS the appeal for lack of jurisdiction.
DISSENT
The district courts 20-page background provides a thorough recitation of the facts that pulls from over 3,000 pages of record. OGradys disagreements with the trial courts statement of the facts are central to this appeal. For those reasons, instead of creating a new statement of the facts, we rely on the district courts opinion, available at Barry v. OGrady, et al. , No. 14-cv-2693, 2017 WL 1234048, at *1-*10 (S.D. Ohio Mar. 31, 2017).
It appears that OGradys failure to present an appealable issue of law arises, in part, from his misunderstanding of what makes a fact material. As is long-established, [a] material fact is one that might affect the outcome of the suit. J.B.D.L. Corp. v. Wyeth-Ayerst Labs., Inc. , 485 F.3d 880, 887 (6th Cir. 2007) (quoting Anderson v. Liberty Lobby, Inc. , 477 U.S. 242, 248, 106 S.Ct. 2505, 91 L.Ed.2d 202 (1986) ). OGrady, however, appears to argue from the understanding that material fact is synonymous with direct evidence. OGrady argues that he does not dispute Plaintiffs material factual allegations. Appellants Reply Br. 2 (emphasis in original). Yet throughout his briefs OGrady contends that there is a total lack of evidence supporting Barrys claims even when the district court concluded otherwise using inferences drawn from other record facts. For example, OGrady cites his own deposition and the deposition of defendant Emily Shaw to show that he did not retaliate. OGrady does not, however, address the inferences drawn in Barrys favor that led the district court to conclude that there were disputes of material fact and that a reasonable jury could conclude that OGrady retaliated against Barry, even though OGrady denied that he did.
As part of her gender-discrimination claim, Barry alleged that she was constructively discharged. On appeal OGrady argues that there is no constructive discharge because Barry did not actually quit her job until after defendants had filed their motion for summary judgment. He contends that [i]t is beyond dispute the evidence she was still employed refutes any allegation Plaintiff had quit her job. Yet again, OGrady argues the underlying facts and fails to explain why he prevails as a matter of law when the facts are viewed in a light most favorable to Barry-indeed, he fails to cite a single case that supports his position. In short, OGradys constructive-discharge argument also relies on factual disagreements with the district court and so we do not have jurisdiction to consider it. See Johnson , 515 U.S. at 319-20, 115 S.Ct. 2151.